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In preparation for the release of PENDEJO CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. Think War of the Worlds but if everyone involved was addicted to morphine. ...

We're Back

Thank you to Eden for joining me for this ep. Check out Drunk Uncle on tour.TIckets to the Austin show 5/10: https://the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/shows/312386Support the show and use code PENDEJO on MyBookie ...

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drunk Uncle's shows while they're on tour. This episode sponsored by MyBookie.https://www.mybook...

Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on the East Side of Houston. Check out the video episode here ht...

Gotta plan going 

Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here: https://youtu.be/xKve6F_RPsU

This place smells like ass. And you know I love a good dump. 

I am interested in your Doo Doo Machine 

Here is the audio from our newest free video episode. Check it out here 

Please welcome the newest country music starlet straight from the rolling hills of Appalachia, the one the only Boobies Countries 

our friend Derek joins us on this episode to chat AI and our perfect AI dreams 

Officer Sweetman will see you now. AUSTIN, SAN MARCOS, SAN ANTONIO, NEW BRAUNFELS, CENTRAL TEXAS ETC PLEASE COME TO SEAN PATRICK'S STAND UP ON THE SQUARE. MY OWN SHOW I AM HOSTING...

we listened and learned. no more songs. 

The battle

piece of clear cake and a piece of white pie 

hello hi im 16 and im scared help Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/PT

Thats the sound of a pig bitch 

roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book 

im dreaming of a white fish sauce 

be safe 

were growing up now we're getting out of this town im 44 wow and I still text you meow :3

you were my one and only now I sit here by my lonely because you sucked the pizza guy